NEW SITE ANNOUNCEMENT: Same content, new location: http://pentriloquist.com.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The New Jeep

I drove the Honda to the car lot last Thursday.  Our last ride together on the way to pick up my new used Jeep Grand Cherokee.  Sinead (that's the Civic's name - yes, my cars have names and so does my piano) hugged the curves and zipped along - that's what Civics do - they zip.  A camaro zooms, a corvette sails, and a Jeep... a Jeep?  A Jeep powerfully climbs over the pavement.  Just the word Jeep makes you feel like you can climb mountains inside your vehicle.  Air conditioning suddenly seems sissified.  I'm thinking that because for the first time this summer, on a really hot day, my husband put all the windows down, opened the sunroof and turned off the A/C for our ride Sunday.

Yesterday my Jeep & I rumbled down the interstate to visit a relative in the hospital.  I realized that if I wanted to, I could back into a space simply by pulling in and just climbing over the two parking "stoppers" into the parking space in front us.  I could easily clear them.  I didn't do that (the lot was too full), but I COULD have!  I felt unstoppable.

I have a tow hitch on the back.  This means that I could just go buy a boat, if I had the money, and tow it myself.  No more bothering my husband to pick up stuff in his truck... I could buy a little trailer and haul it myself!  I could chain my Jeep to the decorative pillars on a mean person's porch and just pull them off, if I wanted to.  Yes, that's what I said. 

I can go to town this winter in 4 inches of snow, where the Honda wimped out in 1 inch.

I have a bad feeling that I'm going to run the wheels off this Jeep because it's just too fun to drive.  I wake up trying to think of places I need to go to, instead of procrastinating everything into one practical trip.

I think I need to drill for oil - this Jeep could get a little expensive, but Oh is she worth it!

4 comments:

  1. You sound like you're on a testosterone high. Be careful, you might develop a penchant for scratching yourself in public!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Oh, that does sound like a spot on diagnosis! Perhaps I will stop just short of that PAUSE.. I went to Dictionary.com where I attempted to find a way to turn machismo into an adjective... there... at the top of the page... was a Jeep advertisement! I lie not!

    Ok, I'm going to skip the public scratching, though I wouldn't mind taking up a little public toothpicking - especially now that corn on the cob is for sale everywhere...

    ReplyDelete
  3. Enjoy your new ride...do stay safe!

    Blessings,
    Linda

    ReplyDelete
  4. I've got super airbags and very large tires (well, larger than my Civic's) so I can drive over people in little Civics trying to scuff my delicious paint!

    ReplyDelete